Posting our family exploits so you can be insanely jealous. Or supremely bored. Or are supremely bored already. Because we're boring. Focus-group tested!
Here are the basics: I have three kids; Ethan, Eleri, and Emmory. Ethan is eight, Eleri is six-and-a-half, and Emmory is four. I have the most wonderful husband on the planet Earth and I live in a town with only two traffic lights. We can hear cattle mooing from Main Street. I'm a blonde, but it's a dark blond--so I'm a shade on the ditzy side. I have only a few addictions; chocolate, semi-colons, AbsoluteWrite, and writing. Oh, and reading, and reading about writing, and . . . I seem to collect information, and none of it useful. Yet. My mind is a junk room. I swear that someday I'll find a use for this stuff.
What, you want more? MORE?? You've got to be kidding. This is the most boring profile ever written in the history of Blogger. Okay, not that boring. Because then it would be well, interesting because of its insane ability to bore you. So, um. Ordinary, maybe. Cookie-cutter, even. Why are you still here?? Don't you have your own life, yet??? Get out there! Find another hobby!!! I hear that gardening is nice.
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